YODEL ran off after ringing my bell

Yodel knocked on my doorbell, then ran away, throwing a card to call out the van window as they drove off.
Did they fill out the card? Of course not.
Did they forge my signature to pretend that I signed for my package and it was delivered?
This is Yodel we’re talking about – of course they did.
Where is my package and delivery now?
Yodel doesn’t know.